Expression of the Day - March 10, 08

Stops Make Better Consonants Than Fricatives

N = Some(thing/one) of nasal character

Haiku of the Day - Feb 17, 08

Trees

(shall I) kill a tree?
are you kidding me?
may it never be!

Bonus: Phoneme Poem

acute observation:
phone me the phonemes
you have identified
as contrastive
in identifical contrivements
how ENVIROTRASTIVE!

Haiku of the Day - Feb 11, 08

Rhyming Haiku Comprised of Exceptional Loanwords Which (Abnormally) Contain a Sibilant Following a Long Vowel

skim a microfiche
while you smoke some fine hashish
won’t you have some quiche?

Haiku of the Day - Jan 26, 08

The Day of Bat Zion Prophesies & Dancing, Ruthie’s Curry, and the Foursome Homework Session

i rise triumphant?
who knows what the Spirit does?
khub shaad hobeto

Haiku of the Day - Jan 25, 08

The Day that Classes Should Have Been Delayed Because of Ice But Weren’t, Again for the 10,000th Time I Looked For a Job, Talked to Lynn Landweer and Ate Great-Granny’s Hot Chocolate Pudding

music is candy
the prophesied exhaustion
amazing party