Haiku of the Day - Feb 17, 08

Trees

(shall I) kill a tree?
are you kidding me?
may it never be!

Bonus: Phoneme Poem

acute observation:
phone me the phonemes
you have identified
as contrastive
in identifical contrivements
how ENVIROTRASTIVE!

Haiku of the Day - Feb 11, 08

Rhyming Haiku Comprised of Exceptional Loanwords Which (Abnormally) Contain a Sibilant Following a Long Vowel

skim a microfiche
while you smoke some fine hashish
won’t you have some quiche?